David

Jokes 9/09

Jokes Pope Leo XIV has asked people to take shorter showers to help sustain the environment. Here are some jokes about taking a shower.    A bloke bought an elaborate new “smart shower” that could remember his preferred temperature, play music and respond to voice commands. The first morning, he stepped in and said, “Warm […]

Jokes 9/09 Read More »

Jokes 2/09

Jokes As it is Father’s Day on Sunday a few dad jokes wouldn’t be out of place.   A father was assembling a new wardrobe while his son watched. After three long hours, the floor was covered in screws, two shelves were backward, and the doors wouldn’t close. His son picked up the instruction manual

Jokes 2/09 Read More »

Stoking the fire in our hearts-Gospel Reflection

Boundaries – geographical, cultural, religious and gender – are crossed in today’s gospel. In fact, it’s one of the few stories in Matthew’s Gospel that takes place outside Jewish territory. Matthew understands the ministry of Jesus being directed firstly to the house of Israel. Only when the good news of the Kingdom of God has been offered to them, will it be offered to “all nations”. (Matt 28:19)

Stoking the fire in our hearts-Gospel Reflection Read More »

Jokes 26/08

Jokes A long-distance walker bought a weather app for his new smartphone. As he was going for a walk, he checked the app before leaving home. It forecast a Sunny 24 degrees with some light cloud about. So, he grabbed his sunnies, a water bottle and headed out. By lunchtime, he’d been sunburnt, hailed on

Jokes 26/08 Read More »