Jokes My wife said spring was the perfect time to get out into the garden. So I took my beer outside. Apparently, that wasn’t what she meant. I love sleeping with the windows open in October. Nothing beats fresh air, birdsong, and a mosquito whispering, “You awake?” Spring cleaning is going well. I’ve […]
Jokes Daylight saving starts in some states and territories on Sunday morning at 2am. The different time zones often create confusion, especially for people travelling by air. I booked a flight from Brisbane to Sydney on the day daylight saving started. The ticket said we’d leave at 8 and arrive at 11, even though
Jokes A tribute (sort of) to those who don’t play fair in competition … A bloke won the local fishing competition with the biggest fish anyone had ever seen. One of the judges looked closely and said, “Hang on … there’s a supermarket sticker underneath the fish and it’s frozen solid!” The bloke shrugged.
Jokes As we are deep into the football finals, let’s throw in a few jokes about sport … Patient: Please doctor, you’ve got to help me with these nightmares! Doctor: What type of dreams are you having? Patient: I always dream of these awful rodents playing football. Seeing them crawl, tackle, squeal night after
Jokes Pope Leo XIV has asked people to take shorter showers to help sustain the environment. Here are some jokes about taking a shower. A bloke bought an elaborate new “smart shower” that could remember his preferred temperature, play music and respond to voice commands. The first morning, he stepped in and said, “Warm
Jokes As it is Father’s Day on Sunday a few dad jokes wouldn’t be out of place. A father was assembling a new wardrobe while his son watched. After three long hours, the floor was covered in screws, two shelves were backward, and the doors wouldn’t close. His son picked up the instruction manual
Jokes A long-distance walker bought a weather app for his new smartphone. As he was going for a walk, he checked the app before leaving home. It forecast a Sunny 24 degrees with some light cloud about. So, he grabbed his sunnies, a water bottle and headed out. By lunchtime, he’d been sunburnt, hailed on
Jokes Wednesday walked into a bar and said, “Give me something strong enough to make me think it’s Friday.” The bartender poured a drink and said, “This won’t change what day it is.” Wednesday took a large gulp, checked the calendar, and sighed. “You’re right. Better make it a double—I can still see
Jokes An employee didn’t show up for work one day. His boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick. He called the employee’s smartphone and was greeted with a child’s whisper.“Hello.”“Is your daddy home?” he asked.“Yes,” whispered the young voice.“May I talk with him?”The child whispered, “No.”Surprised and wanting
Jokes The joy of having Artificial Intelligence (AI) in our lives … Grandma and Grandad wanted to organise a casual family gathering for their 50th wedding anniversary. They decided to use artificial intelligence to assist in the planning as their children said it would make life so much easier. “It’ll save us hours,”
