Jokes As we are deep into the football finals, let’s throw in a few jokes about sport … Patient: Please doctor, you’ve got to help me with these nightmares! Doctor: What type of dreams are you having? Patient: I always dream of these awful rodents playing football. Seeing them crawl, tackle, squeal night after […]
Jokes Pope Leo XIV has asked people to take shorter showers to help sustain the environment. Here are some jokes about taking a shower. A bloke bought an elaborate new “smart shower” that could remember his preferred temperature, play music and respond to voice commands. The first morning, he stepped in and said, “Warm
Jokes As it is Father’s Day on Sunday a few dad jokes wouldn’t be out of place. A father was assembling a new wardrobe while his son watched. After three long hours, the floor was covered in screws, two shelves were backward, and the doors wouldn’t close. His son picked up the instruction manual
Jokes A long-distance walker bought a weather app for his new smartphone. As he was going for a walk, he checked the app before leaving home. It forecast a Sunny 24 degrees with some light cloud about. So, he grabbed his sunnies, a water bottle and headed out. By lunchtime, he’d been sunburnt, hailed on
Jokes Wednesday walked into a bar and said, “Give me something strong enough to make me think it’s Friday.” The bartender poured a drink and said, “This won’t change what day it is.” Wednesday took a large gulp, checked the calendar, and sighed. “You’re right. Better make it a double—I can still see
Jokes An employee didn’t show up for work one day. His boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick. He called the employee’s smartphone and was greeted with a child’s whisper.“Hello.”“Is your daddy home?” he asked.“Yes,” whispered the young voice.“May I talk with him?”The child whispered, “No.”Surprised and wanting
Jokes The joy of having Artificial Intelligence (AI) in our lives … Grandma and Grandad wanted to organise a casual family gathering for their 50th wedding anniversary. They decided to use artificial intelligence to assist in the planning as their children said it would make life so much easier. “It’ll save us hours,”
Jokes What are true friends for? Friendship between women A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between men A man didn’t come home
Jokes Two mates in their seventies, Jack and Ron, decided it was finally time to join a gym. The young trainer asked, “What’s your fitness goal?” Jack replied, “To stand up without making that little ‘ahhh’ noise.” “What noise?” Jack slowly got out of the chair. “Damn … ahhh … crikey …” The trainer nodded.
Jokes A family of three generations are having breakfast together when the youngest grandson looks over at his 20-year-old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She giggles and passes the honey. His father, not to be outdone, looks over at his beautiful wife and asks, “Will you pass the sugar,
