Jokes Wednesday walked into a bar and said, “Give me something strong enough to make me think it’s Friday.” The bartender poured a drink and said, “This won’t change what day it is.” Wednesday took a large gulp, checked the calendar, and sighed. “You’re right. Better make it a double—I can still see […]
Jokes An employee didn’t show up for work one day. His boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick. He called the employee’s smartphone and was greeted with a child’s whisper.“Hello.”“Is your daddy home?” he asked.“Yes,” whispered the young voice.“May I talk with him?”The child whispered, “No.”Surprised and wanting
Jokes The joy of having Artificial Intelligence (AI) in our lives … Grandma and Grandad wanted to organise a casual family gathering for their 50th wedding anniversary. They decided to use artificial intelligence to assist in the planning as their children said it would make life so much easier. “It’ll save us hours,”
Jokes What are true friends for? Friendship between women A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between men A man didn’t come home
Jokes Two mates in their seventies, Jack and Ron, decided it was finally time to join a gym. The young trainer asked, “What’s your fitness goal?” Jack replied, “To stand up without making that little ‘ahhh’ noise.” “What noise?” Jack slowly got out of the chair. “Damn … ahhh … crikey …” The trainer nodded.
Jokes A family of three generations are having breakfast together when the youngest grandson looks over at his 20-year-old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She giggles and passes the honey. His father, not to be outdone, looks over at his beautiful wife and asks, “Will you pass the sugar,
Jokes A bloke adopts a pink parrot from an old sailor … unfortunately, it swears like a trooper. He tries everything to get it to stop. He even destroys the parrot’s old cage, but that just makes a bad situation even worse. Then he notices his mum coming up the pebbled pathway to the house.
Jokes It’s July 1 and the start of a new financial year! Whether you are expecting a refund or having to pay back the taxman here are some taxing thoughts … A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey. And each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When
Jokes On Sunday we celebrated the shortest day of the year. It may have been a Sun-Day but here are some funnies to remind you of the day … and the fact we saw less sun! Jemma was explaining to her younger brother, Pete, about the Winter Solstice.She says, “The winter solstice results
Jokes Jack and Mike go on a road trip, but after driving for an hour, the car breaks down. They get the engine going, but they’re seriously delayed and won’t make it to the hotel they had booked 40 kilometres away. Seeing a farmhouse just off the highway, they drive in and ask if they
