It’s April Fool’s Day so let’s celebrate …

Did you hear about the goats that got in trouble for playing pranks on April Fools’? It turned out to be a couple of kids.

Two guys walk into a bar on April Fools’ Day. The third one ducked.

I told a chemistry joke in honour of April Fools’, but I didn’t get a reaction.

Where do birds vacation during April break? Someplace cheep.

What’s brown, sticky and can be found on the ground around April Fools’ Day? A stick.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink as an April Fools’ prank? He’s at the doctor waiting to be seen.

Did you hear about the cashew and the walnut that threw an April Fools’ Day party? It was nuts.

Did you hear about the submarine that sank on April Fools’ Day? Someone left a window open.

What month of the year has 28 days? All of them.

How do you keep a fool in suspense? I’ll tell you the answer tomorrow.

Why should you avoid the stairs on April Fools’ Day? Because they’re always up to something.