One morning one of the residents of a local nursing home didn’t show up for breakfast so my wife and I went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was okay. He said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so we went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn’t arrived, so my wife went back to his room but found him on the stairs. He was coming down the staircase but it was hard going for him. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work in unison. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn’t in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him down the stairs and he ate his breakfast. When he tried to return to his room, however, he was unable to get up the first step of the stairs, so an ambulance was called.

A couple of hours later we called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist began to giggle but said he was fine. He simply had trouble walking because he had both of his legs in one side of his boxer shorts.

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And for those who struggle to get out of bed each morning …

Ever since my covid vaccine I’ve been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed. I’m glad to see there are no side-effects.

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A recent study was conducted to find out why husbands get out of bed at night. The results found that 5% were getting a snack, 10% percent were going to the toilet and the remaining 85% were going home.

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Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times.
Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep.

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What inspires you to get out of bed every day?
My bladder mostly.

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