Paddy and Mick were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

“We’re supposed to work out the height of the flagpole,” said Paddy. “but we don’t have a ladder.”

The woman took a spanner from her purse and loosened a few bolts. She then laid the pole down, took a tape measure from her pocket, and measured the pole. She proudly said, “Six metres, fifteen centimetres.”

She then walked away.

Mick shook his head and laughed. “Well now! Ain’t that just dandy! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”

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If you’re not proud of your house, just put it up for sale and listen to the estate agent describe it to possible buyers.

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And because Sunday is Saint Patrick’s Day …

What do you call a leprechaun prank? A saint pat-trick.

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You know you overdid it on St Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.

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What’s small, lucky, and green all over? A leprechaun who recycles.

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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland? Some horse lost its shoe!

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What’s long and green and can only be seen once a year? A St Patrick’s Day parade.

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Why do people wear shamrocks to celebrate St Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.

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Mum, I met an Irish boy on St Patrick’s Day. Oh, really? No, O’Reilly!

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