Majellan Jokes

Some silly spring jokes to bring a smile to your face

At the start of spring, I decided to join a health club but so far it hasn’t done me any good. I paid a fortune for the membership and in the past three weeks I haven’t lost a kilo. Now they tell me I need to go there and do the exercises!

It was one of those perfect spring days. The sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing and the lawn mower was broken.

The first restaurant on the moon opened its doors on the first day of spring. The reviews after the first few weeks were not flattering. Most said the food was great but the atmosphere was lacking.

Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They’re filled with spring water.

What do you call a rabbit with flees?
Bugs Bunny.

What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.

What would be a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?
Lettuce Be.

Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!

It’s allergy season again?!
You’ve got to be pollen my leg.

How do trees get onto the internet?
They just log on!

Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.

What did the tree say during springtime?
“Well, this is a re-leaf!”

Did you hear the one about the gardener who couldn’t wait for spring?
He was so excited, he wet his plants!

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