Wednesday walked into a bar and said, “Give me something strong enough to make me think it’s Friday.”

The bartender poured a drink and said, “This won’t change what day it is.”

Wednesday took a large gulp, checked the calendar, and sighed. “You’re right. Better make it a double—I can still see Thursday.”

What did the nervous vampire ask every night? 

When’s day?

How long does it take from Sunday to Wednesday? Twosday.

Why did Wednesday start going to the gym? 

He was a weak day.

What’s Thanos’ favourite holiday? 

Ash Wednesday.

What can really ruin your Friday? 

Finding out it’s only Wednesday.

How does NASA organise a Wednesday party? 

They planet.

Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Wednesday jokes? 

He didn’t find them humerus.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Ahh, those were the days.

Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.

Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.

Wednesday is the day you finally catch up on Monday’s work and just in time to fall behind on Thursday’s. Friday calls this “character building.”

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