Jokes 29/04
Jokes Ever since Austin was a child, he had a fear someone or something was lurking under his bed at night. So, he finally
Jokes
After Mass one Sunday morning the parish priest noticed a young boy staring at a plaque on the wall inside the church. The plaque included names and flags.
“Father,” asked the boy. “What’s all this about?”
The priest replied, “It’s a memorial to all the local men and women who died in the service.”
They stood in silence for a minute. The boy with a concerned look on his face then said, “Did they die at the eight thirty or the ten o’clock Mass?”
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How long should a good homily be?
It should be like a woman’s skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested.
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Past Collections
Jokes 22/04
Jokes A woman is walking through the park when she sees an attractive man sitting on a bench. He’s reading a book and eating fruit.
Jokes 15/04
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