Jokes

After Mass one Sunday morning the parish priest noticed a young boy staring at a plaque on the wall inside the church. The plaque included names and flags.

 

“Father,” asked the boy. “What’s all this about?”

 

The priest replied, “It’s a memorial to all the local men and women who died in the service.”

 

They stood in silence for a minute. The boy with a concerned look on his face then said, “Did they die at the eight thirty or the ten o’clock Mass?”

 

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How long should a good homily be?

 

It should be like a woman’s skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested.

 

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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet on Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.

 

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