Little Mike’s parents are concerned about the artwork he is bringing home from school as he only uses dark pastels, brown and black . They wonder if this could indicate a mental health problem.

They take him to a psychologist. The psychologist wants to see Mike at work, so he gives him a sheet of paper and a brand new box of crayons.

“Yippee!” says Mike. “A whole set of crayons. All we have at school is black and brown.”

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I finally worked up the courage to tell my son he was adopted.

His new parents should be here any minute.

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We child-proofed the house, but they still get in.

🤣😂

On my son’s birthday I told him to blow out all the candles on his cake, so his wish comes true. He looks at me and says: If my wish comes true, this is the last time you’ll see me blow out candles.

🤣😂

Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?

I heard there was nothing left but de Brie.

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My wife and I decided we don’t want kids.

The hard part will be telling them.

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I took the family to see Disney on Ice at the weekend.

I wasn’t expecting to see Walt’s actual head.

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