A father was teaching his son to drive on Easter Sunday morning when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.”

His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare’s breadth.”

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? 

Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats?

“Lettuce pray.”

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny!

Why do trees go on vacation every year in Autumn?
Because they are on annual leaf.

Why did the tree decide to start taking acting classes?
Because it wanted to branch out.

Why did the apple pie cry?
Because its peelings were hurt!

Did you hear the autumn riddle?
I would tell it to you but I think you won’t fall for it.

​​Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in March?
Because they fall for anything.

What’s an elephant’s favourite autumn vegetable?
Squash.

Why is it risky to date a girl named Autumn?
Because she may leaf you. 

How did the tree get a new job?

She had the right qua-leaf-ications.

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Gourd of the Rings.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in autumn?

They were autumn mated.

What do farmers wear under their shirts when they’re cold?

A har-vest.

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log on.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?

It can look round.

Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?

She wanted to branch out.

What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?

Disbe-leaf.

Why did the little leaf go to the school nurse?

He was feeling green.

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