As Friday is Saint Valentine’s Day, a couple of relationship jokes are in order …

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale. Bob has not been seen for a week.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

No, they had an apple.

What did the man say to his banker on February 14?

“You’ve caught my interest.”

What did the painter tell his girlfriend?

“I love you with all my art.”

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

“You mean a great dill to me.”

What did the scientist say to her Valentine?

“I think of you periodically.”

What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?

“I have a crutch on you.”

Did you hear about the two radios that got married?

The reception was amazing.

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