You can’t beat a silly Dad joke …

When does a joke become a ‘dad joke’? When it becomes apparent.

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My daughter was upset she didn’t know the opposite of Armageddon. I told her not to worry, it’s not the end of the world.

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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.

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Engineers have made a car that runs on mint. Hopefully, they’ll soon make buses that run on thyme.

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I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.

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The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. I’m thrilled. They say I have an “outstanding balance.”

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The great work of barbers … you have to take your hat off to them.

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

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I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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