Jokes

After being married for 25 years, a woman asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said with a smile, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

“What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously.

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”

Happily, she beamed at him and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”

“I’m Just Kidding!”

 

 

One day a mum noticed that when her son was logging onto a favourite website he typed a very long password. She asked him what it was.

 

He replied, “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.”

 

She asked him why he would use such a password.

 

“Because,” he explained, “It says your password has to have at least four characters.”

 

 

A husband and his wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realised how bad it had gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said “No, not there. Scroll down a little.”

 

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