Jokes

A physician, an engineer, and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions.
The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the politician spoke up. “Yes,” he said, “But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”

 

 

Do you know the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve?
It was an apple, with very limited memory, one byte and everything crashed!

 

Did Adam and Eve have a date together?
No, they had an apple.

 

It’s never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam and Eve versus evolution.
You’re just comparing apples and origins.

 

Isaac Newton, Steve Jobs, Snow White, William Tell, and Adam and Eve are having dinner together in a restaurant. A waiter approaches their table and asks, “Did someone order an apple?”

 

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