I told my mum I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. She said, “Well, you can’t put it down, can you?”

My family is so traditional. We still believe in the ancient art of “knock before entering.”

I asked my brother if he could help me with maths. He said, “I can’t count on that.”

My family is so competitive. We have a yearly contest to see who can avoid doing the dishes the longest.

I asked my grandpa how he stays so healthy. He said, “I always eat my apples in the form of apple pie.

I walked into a room and forgot why I went in there. Story of my family’s life.

My dad thinks he’s a comedian. He asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?

A penguin in the washing machine.

Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.