To commemorate World Teachers’ Day here are some teacher jokes …

Teacher: What did you do at the weekend?

Student: I did some cooking.

Teacher: Lovely, what did you bake?

Student: Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make!

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Maths teachers…

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Because it had acute angles.

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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Say… “They’re, there, their.”

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Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses in the classroom?

Because the class was so bright.

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For the Kindergarten teachers…

Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?

The kinder-garden teachers.

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Happens to the best of us…

 What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?

Absent-minded.

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Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?

Student: Big hands!

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Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…

Students: Yay!!!!

Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.

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Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?

Student: I don’t know!

Teacher: Correct!

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Teacher: Why are you late for school?

Student: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?

Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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And thank you to Bernadette Bates for sending this joke to us …

My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut.
Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article
and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” the hairdresser said.
“But my Hubby is here getting a haircut,” she explained.
“Yes,M’aam”, he replied. “But I need something that you’ll come back for.”

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