A flameboyant!

Why did the fire go to the party alone?

It didn’t have a match!

What do you call a fire that loves to dance? 

A disco inferno!

What did the fire say to the marshmallow? 

“Stop playing with me, you’re toasting my patience!”

Why don’t firefighters ever get bored?

Because they always have sparks to keep them entertained!

How does a firefighter keep his pants up? 

With fire suspenders!

Why did the fire go to therapy? 

It was feeling burnt out.

What did the flame say to the smoke alarm? 

“You’re really hot, but your jokes are all smoke and mirrors!”

Why did the fire break up with the candle?

It was tired of being burned by love.

How do fireflies start a race? 

On your mark, get set, glow!

Why did the fireman bring a ladder to the bar? 

He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the fire brigade take a class on salsa dancing? 

To learn how to handle heat without breaking a sweat!

Why was the fireman such a good musician? 

He knew how to handle the heat and play cool tunes!

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