Jokes

This weekend Pope Francis is hosting children from around the world for the first ever World Children’s Day. To celebrate the occasion, here are some kids’ jokes. A warning: some are rather corny!

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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

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Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical!

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What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!

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What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!

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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern!

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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!

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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

 

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