A tribute (sort of) to those who don’t play fair in competition …

A bloke won the local fishing competition with the biggest fish anyone had ever seen.

One of the judges looked closely and said, “Hang on … there’s a supermarket sticker underneath the fish and it’s frozen solid!”

The bloke shrugged. “You said the biggest fish wins. Nobody mentioned I couldn’t buy it beforehand.”

A bloke won the local lawn bowls championship by quietly moving the jack closer to his bowl whenever nobody was watching.

His mate said, “That’s not playing fair!”

He shrugged. “Maybe not, but if the goalposts keep moving for everyone else, I thought the jack deserved a turn.”

A bloke won the local chess tournament without losing a single match.

His mate asked, “How’d you manage that? You don’t even know how to play chess!”

“Easy,” he said. “Whenever my opponent looked away, I moved his king.”

“That’s cheating!”

“No, mate—it’s strategic relocation.”

A bloke won the pub trivia night after secretly Googling every answer under the table.

His mate said, “That’s cheating—you didn’t know any of those answers!”

The bloke held up the trophy and smiled.

“True, but I knew someone who did.”

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