Jokes

Nearing the end of a long job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of university, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

 

The engineer replies, “What about $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

 

The interviewer replies, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual leave, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a Volvo?”

 

Delighted, the engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

 

The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

🤣😂

 

And a few technology jokes …

 

“Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?

Because it lost its contacts.

🤣😂

What was the spider doing on the computer?

He was making a web-site!

🤣😂

What did the computer have during his break time?

He had a byte!

🤣😂

What is the computer’s favourite snack to eat?

Microchips!

🤣😂

What shoes do computers love the most?

Re-boots!

🤣😂

Why did the computer go to the dentist?

To get his Bluetooth checked.

🤣😂

Your mum is so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

🤣😂

 

Have a joke to share?  Send it to editor@majellan.org.au 

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