Nearing the end of a long job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of university, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “What about $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer replies, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual leave, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a Volvo?”

Delighted, the engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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And a few technology jokes …

“Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?

Because it lost its contacts.

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What was the spider doing on the computer?

He was making a web-site!

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What did the computer have during his break time?

He had a byte!

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What is the computer’s favourite snack to eat?

Microchips!

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What shoes do computers love the most?

Re-boots!

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Why did the computer go to the dentist?

To get his Bluetooth checked.

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Your mum is so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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