April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke?

I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line.

Did you hear about the goats that got in trouble for playing pranks on April Fools’? It turned out to be a couple of kids.

Two guys walk into a bar on April Fools’ Day. The third one ducks.

I told a chemistry joke in honour of April Fools’, but I didn’t get a reaction.

Where do birds vacation during April break? Some place cheep.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink as an April Fools’ prank? He’s at the doctor waiting to be seen.

Why was the frog late to work on April Fools’ Day? His car got toad.

Did you hear about the submarine that sank on April Fools’ Day? Someone left a window open.

What month of the year has 28 days? All of them.

How do you keep a fool in suspense? I’ll tell you the answer tomorrow.

Why should you avoid the stairs on April Fools’ Day? Because they’re always up to something.

What did the mama cow say to her baby after he stayed up too late on April Fools’ Day? “It’s pasture bedtime.”

Why don’t eggs play April Fools’ pranks? They might crack each other up.

Why don’t chickens play pranks on April Fools’ Day? They don’t engage in fowl play.

How do you plant a kiss in April? You use two lips.

Why was the flower late to school? It decided to stay in its bed.

What did one flower say to the other? Let’s be buds.

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