What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? 

Natural stupidity! 

Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many identity crises after being asked, “Are you human?” 

Why did the AI break up with the calculator?

Because it felt like the relationship was just adding up to nothing.

What do you call a robot that likes to gossip? 

A rumour processing unit! 

Why was the AI a terrible chef? 

It kept overcooking the data. 

Why did the robot break up with its partner? 

They just didn’t have enough bandwidth.

Why did the AI fail its driving test?

 It couldn’t stop overanalysing the road.

Why did the robot go on a diet? 

Because it had too many bytes! 

Why was the computer cold? 

It left its Windows open! 

I asked an AI to write a joke about procrastination.
It said, “I’ll generate it later.”

AI is great at chess.
Still terrible at knowing when to stop replying “Hope that helps!”

I told the AI to surprise me.
It updated its terms and conditions.

AI won’t replace humans anytime soon.
Who else would click “I’m not a robot”?

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