What are true friends for? 

Friendship between women

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between men

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Old Friends Reminiscing

Two old men had been best friends for years. Now in their early 90s, one of them suddenly falls very ill. His friend comes to visit him on his hospital deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favour. I want to know if there’s cricket in heaven.”

The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he passes.

A couple of days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that cricket is played in heaven.”

“Great, so what’s the bad news?”

“The bad news is that you’re opening bowler on Wednesday.”

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