Dave obtained a copy of an exam that his girlfriend Mabel had completed. One examiner gave her zero but another examiner gave Mabel a score of 100. Decide for yourself what Mabel deserved.  

Q1.  In which battle did Napoleon die?

                      “His Last Battle.”

Q2.   Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

                      “At the bottom of the page.”

Q3.   The River Ravi flows in which state?

                       “It flows in liquid state.”

Q4.    What is the main reason for divorce?

                        “Marriage.”

Q5.    What is the main reason for failure?

                           “Exams.”

Q6.     What can you never eat for breakfast?

                        “Lunch & dinner.”

Q7.     What looks like half an apple?

                            “The other half.”

Q8.     If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what

                    will it become?

                           “It will simply be wet.”

Q9.    How can a man go eight days without sleeping?             

                    “No problem, he sleeps at night.”

Q10.   How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

            “You will never find an elephant with 1 hand.”

Q11.   If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long            

             would it take 4 men to build it?

                        “No time at all – the wall is already built.”

Q12.   How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without

                 cracking it?

             ”Anyway you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.”

DAVE WAS DELIGHTED WITH MABEL’S WISDOM AND LOVE.

Courtesy of Fr Michael Grace

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