After a round of golf, a man walked into the clubhouse and noticed his friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace and brooding over his beer. He sat down and asked his mate what happened.

“Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough,” replied his friend with a grimace. “Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I’d give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So, I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the lady, ‘Excuse me, does this look like yours?’

And she hit me in the neck with her driver!”

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.

He said, “Knock yourself out!”

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How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”

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