A man was called into his bank to discuss his accounts.

 “Your finances are in terrible shape,” the banker stated. “For a start your home loan is overdue.”

“Yes, I know.” said the man. “It’s my wife, she is out of control.”

 “Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you have?” asked the banker.

 “Frankly,” replied the man with a deep sigh, “because I’d rather argue with you than with her.”

Tom had won a video game in a work raffle. He called his five children together to ask which one should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.

The children all stared back at him in silence.

Then he asked, “Who never talks back to mum?”

Again, the kids appeared to be mystified by the question.

Then Tom asked, “Who does everything she says?”

With that question, the kids were finally able to decide. The five small voices answered in unison, “Okay, dad, you get the game.”

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