Pope Leo XIV has asked people to take shorter showers to help sustain the environment. Here are some jokes about taking a shower. 

A bloke bought an elaborate new “smart shower” that could remember his preferred temperature, play music and respond to voice commands.

The first morning, he stepped in and said, “Warm water, please.”

The shower replied, “Certainly. Would you like me to start your usual playlist?”

“Yes—and make it relaxing.”

Soft music began courtesy of Enya and ‘Orinoco Flow’, the water quickly warmed up, and he said to himself, “Technology is brilliant!”

Then his wife shouted through the door, “Have you cleaned the shower yet?”

The smart shower at once turned icy cold and announced, “Here’s a new playlist:’ Bridge over Troubled Water’ by Simon and Garfunkel.

Why did the shower go to therapy?

Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!

I told my shower a joke, but it just let it slide.

What do you call a shower that sings?

A soap-opera star!

Soap always wins at hide and seek because it’s great at slipping away.

Did you hear about the shower who became a detective?

It always found the wettest clues!

I tried multitasking in the shower and ended up soaking my phone instead of my hair.

What’s a shower’s favourite type of music?

Anything with lots of drips and drops.

Shower thought: Friendship is like soap—sometimes slippery but always cleaning up the mess

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