A farmer lived alone near a country town with a small dog that he loved and doted on. After many long years of faithful service, the dog finally died so the farmer went to his parish priest and said, “Father, my dear dog has died. Could you possibly offer some prayers at Mass for him on Sunday?”

The priest replied, “I’m so very sorry for your loss but unfortunately I can’t pray for your dog at Mass.”

The farmer said, “I understand Father, really I do. I guess I’ll have to go to the new church down the road. No telling what they believe. Do you think $1000 is enough to donate for the service?”

The priest piped up, “Why didn’t you tell me that your dog was Catholic.”

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And some silly one-liners

Why don’t people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find.

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What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.

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Why are astronauts so clean? They take meteor showers.

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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

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I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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I used to be afraid of painting, but eventually I brushed it off.

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Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.

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What happened to the archaeologist who lost her job? Her career was in ruins.

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