Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
This weekend Pope Francis is hosting children from around the world for the first ever World Children’s Day. To celebrate the occasion, here are some kids’ jokes. A warning: some are rather corny!
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
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Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical!
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What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
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What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern!
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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!
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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Have a joke to share? Send it to editor@majellan.org.au
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