Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
After Mass one Sunday morning the parish priest noticed a young boy staring at a plaque on the wall inside the church. The plaque included names and flags.
“Father,” asked the boy. “What’s all this about?”
The priest replied, “It’s a memorial to all the local men and women who died in the service.”
They stood in silence for a minute. The boy with a concerned look on his face then said, “Did they die at the eight thirty or the ten o’clock Mass?”
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How long should a good homily be?
It should be like a woman’s skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested.
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Past Collections
Jokes 23/02
Jokes Teacher: “Who do you want to be when you grow up?” Timmy: “I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.”
Jokes 18/02
Jokes A physician, an engineer, and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions.The physician said, “Remember, on