Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
The 95-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from her local parish priest.
“How are you feeling?” the priest asked.
“Oh,” said the woman, “I’m just worried sick!”
“What on earth are you worried about, dear?” the priest asked. “You look like you’re in good health. You are being well looked after, aren’t you?”
“Yes, they are taking good care of me,” the woman replied.
“Well, then what are you worried about?” said the priest, a tad confused.
The woman leaned back in her chair and slowly explained. “Every close friend I’ve ever had has already died and gone to heaven. I’m afraid they’re all wondering where I went.”
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Age had taken its toll on the elderly woman’s body so when the parish centre began offering stretch and limbering up classes, she quickly signed up. But after one class she quit.
When asked what the problem was, she said, “I bent, twisted my body, gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for more than an hour. By the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.”
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