Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
Nearing the end of a long job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of university, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “What about $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer replies, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual leave, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a Volvo?”
Delighted, the engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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And a few technology jokes …
“Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost its contacts.
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What was the spider doing on the computer?
He was making a web-site!
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What did the computer have during his break time?
He had a byte!
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What is the computer’s favourite snack to eat?
Microchips!
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What shoes do computers love the most?
Re-boots!
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Why did the computer go to the dentist?
To get his Bluetooth checked.
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Your mum is so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
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