Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
To celebrate Harmony Week, a few jokes with a multicultural flavour.
In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so efficient.
In Egypt, what did the Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid? “Mummy’s home!”
In Japan, why don’t sushi chefs ever get into arguments? Because they always roll with it.
In Russia, what’s big, gray, and can’t climb trees? A parking lot.
In the UK, what do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
In Brazil, why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
In Mexico, why don’t people keep secrets well? Because everyone loves to taco ’bout everything.
In South Africa, what do you call a wound-up antelope? A Springbok.
In Ireland, why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they’re a little green with envy.
In Belarus, why do people dislike Russian dolls? Because they’re so full of themselves.
In Antarctica, what do penguins wear to the beach? A beak-ini.
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