
Jokes 08/07
Jokes A bloke adopts a pink parrot from an old sailor … unfortunately, it swears like a trooper. He tries everything to get it to
April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware!
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke?
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I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line.
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Did you hear about the goats that got in trouble for playing pranks on April Fools’? It turned out to be a couple of kids.
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Two guys walk into a bar on April Fools’ Day. The third one ducks.
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I told a chemistry joke in honour of April Fools’, but I didn’t get a reaction.
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Where do birds vacation during April break? Some place cheep.
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink as an April Fools’ prank? He’s at the doctor waiting to be seen.
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Why was the frog late to work on April Fools’ Day? His car got toad.
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Did you hear about the submarine that sank on April Fools’ Day? Someone left a window open.
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What month of the year has 28 days? All of them.
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How do you keep a fool in suspense? I’ll tell you the answer tomorrow.
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Why should you avoid the stairs on April Fools’ Day? Because they’re always up to something.
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What did the mama cow say to her baby after he stayed up too late on April Fools’ Day? “It’s pasture bedtime.”
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Why don’t eggs play April Fools’ pranks? They might crack each other up.
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Why don’t chickens play pranks on April Fools’ Day? They don’t engage in fowl play.
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How do you plant a kiss in April? You use two lips.
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Why was the flower late to school? It decided to stay in its bed.
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What did one flower say to the other? Let’s be buds.
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