Jokes 11/02
Jokes On Ash Wednesday, Father O’Malley stood at the front of the church, pressing ashes onto foreheads and saying, “Remember that you are dust, and
Jokes
Australia Day is the one day of the year when:
Thongs are the official dress code
The barbecue gets more attention than your family
Everyone suddenly remembers the words to the national anthem … at least the first verse
It’s socially acceptable to drink before the sun is over the yardarm
If the sausages fall through the barbecue grill, that’s not a mistake — that’s just tradition.
Only in Australia do we celebrate a national holiday by standing around the barbecue in 40-degree heat complaining how hot it is
Where “Yeah nah” means no
Where “Nah yeah” means yes
And everyone understands exactly what both mean.
Happy Australia Day!
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Past Collections
Jokes 4/02
Jokes A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,”
Jokes 28/01
Jokes A Texan rancher travels to Australia for a holiday. There he meets an Aussie farmer. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and
