Jokes

What do you call a fire that tells secrets? 

A flameboyant!

 

Why did the fire go to the party alone?

It didn’t have a match!

 

What do you call a fire that loves to dance? 

A disco inferno!

 

What did the fire say to the marshmallow? 

“Stop playing with me, you’re toasting my patience!”

 

Why don’t firefighters ever get bored?

Because they always have sparks to keep them entertained!

 

 

 

 

How does a firefighter keep his pants up? 

With fire suspenders!

 

Why did the fire go to therapy? 

It was feeling burnt out.

 

What did the flame say to the smoke alarm? 

“You’re really hot, but your jokes are all smoke and mirrors!”

 

Why did the fire break up with the candle?

It was tired of being burned by love.

 

How do fireflies start a race? 

On your mark, get set, glow!

 

Why did the fireman bring a ladder to the bar? 

He heard the drinks were on the house!

 

Why did the fire brigade take a class on salsa dancing? 

To learn how to handle heat without breaking a sweat!

 

Why was the fireman such a good musician? 

He knew how to handle the heat and play cool tunes!

 

Have a joke to share?  Send it to editor@majellan.org.au  

 

Past Collections

Jokes 08/07

Jokes A bloke adopts a pink parrot from an old sailor … unfortunately, it swears like a trooper. He tries everything to get it to

Read More »

Jokes 1/07

Jokes It’s July 1 and the start of a new financial year! Whether you are expecting a refund or having to pay back the taxman

Read More »

Jokes 24/06

Jokes On Sunday we celebrated the shortest day of the year. It may have been a Sun-Day but here are some funnies to remind you

Read More »