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Jokes 10/07

Jokes After Mass one Sunday morning the parish priest noticed a young boy staring at a plaque on the wall inside the church. The plaque included names and flags.   “Father,” asked the boy. “What’s all this about?”   The priest replied, “It’s a memorial to all the local men and women who died in […]

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A light that burns bright

The theme for NAIDOC Week which starts on Sunday is Keep the Fire Burning! Blak, Loud and Proud! Now in its 49th year, NAIDOC Week has the aim of celebrating and recognising the history, culture and achievements of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples. It is also an opportunity for all Australians to learn about the cultures and histories of First Nations’ peoples.

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Jokes 3/07

Jokes Ten-year-old Jack wanted $300 for a new bike. He prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.   He then decided to write to God asking for the money. When the local postmaster saw his letter addressed to Dear God, Australia, he decided to send it to the prime minister’s office.   The PM was

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Jokes 26/06

Jokes A woman complained that passing trains rocked her bed so much she couldn’t sleep.   “Unbelievable,” said the real estate agent.   The woman who had just taken a lease on the flat near the railway line, insisted that the real estate agent come around and see for himself.   As he was being

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