Jokes 3/03
Jokes An Irishman moved into a tiny village in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows,
Jokes
I saw a friend who had a black eye. I asked him how he got it. He said he was standing in church last week and he noticed that the lady in front had her dress accidentally tucked into her underwear. He thought he’d do her a favour and leant forward and pulled the dress out, and she turned around and hit him in the eye.
I saw him again the following week, and he had two black eyes.
I asked him how he got another black eye.
He said he went to church with his brother, and the same lady was in front of them, and once more, had her dress accidentally tucked into her underwear. He was horrified when his brother leant forward and pulled the dress out.
He said, “I knew she was really upset when I did that last week, so I quickly tucked the dress back in again!”
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How do you relieve a constipated cardigan?
Undo its bottom button
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What metal can you use to make leggings?
Tightanium
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What clothes should you not wear in a car chase?
A pullover
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What should you wear if you roll around in a cow field?
Dungarees
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What do old sheep use to keep their hands warm?
Muttons
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What did the policeman say to the criminal who hid in a laundry basket?
You’re under a vest!
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What do you call people who steal underwear?
Nickers
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Introducing “Have You Heard the One About…”—a delightful collection of jokes from The Majellan Magazine, celebrating 75 years of laughter!
For decades, the jokes section has been one of the most loved parts of the magazine, bringing smiles to families all over. Now, we’ve gathered the very best jokes from over the years into one digital book, reflecting the changing humour and culture across generations. Whether you’re after a good laugh, a dose of nostalgia, or a fun way to connect with family, this collection is a must-have. Dive in and enjoy the humour that has made Majellan a beloved part of so many lives!
Why Women Need a Husband?
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”
The psychiatrist replied: “You undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won’t work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled … Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?”
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And because it’s back to school time …
What did the math book say to the calculator on their first day of school?
“You can count on me to solve your problems!”
Did you hear about the leprechaun who got to skip preschool and go straight to kindergarten after his first day back at school.
Turns out he already knew his elf-a-bet!
Why did the ruler feel lonely on the first day of school?
It had no one to measure up to!
Why are plants always prepared for math class on their first day of school?
Because they have their square roots down!
Why did the backpack feel relieved on the first day of school?
It finally had a shoulder to lean on!
What did the geometry teacher say to the circle and the square on the first day of school?
“Let’s get this class in shape!”
Why did the computer teacher feel energised on the first day of school?
She was ready to byte out of a new year of teaching technology!
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Past Collections
Jokes 26/02
Jokes A teddy bear was working on a building site. He went for a tea break and when he returned 15 minutes later, he noticed
Jokes 19/02
Jokes A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he can have something for hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps