Jokes 18/09
Jokes In response to some recent comments that immigrants and refugees in an American town were eating peoples’ pets, we thought we would dedicate the
You can’t beat a silly Dad joke …
When does a joke become a ‘dad joke’? When it becomes apparent.
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My daughter was upset she didn’t know the opposite of Armageddon. I told her not to worry, it’s not the end of the world.
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.
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Engineers have made a car that runs on mint. Hopefully, they’ll soon make buses that run on thyme.
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I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
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The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. I’m thrilled. They say I have an “outstanding balance.”
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The great work of barbers … you have to take your hat off to them.
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We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
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What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
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I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Jokes In response to some recent comments that immigrants and refugees in an American town were eating peoples’ pets, we thought we would dedicate the
Jokes Little Mike’s parents are concerned about the artwork he is bringing home from school as he only uses dark pastels, brown and black .
Jokes A Catholic doctor, known for his successful treatment of the infirmed, had a waiting room full of people one Monday morning. One of the
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