Jokes 4/09
Jokes A Catholic doctor, known for his successful treatment of the infirmed, had a waiting room full of people one Monday morning. One of the
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, and he turned to her and asked, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who was drawing some pictures, replied to the total stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist … “how about why there is no God, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay… those could be interesting topics. But, first, let me ask you a question. A horse, a cow, and a deer, all eat the same stuff … grass. But, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it a moment and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replied, “Do you really feel qualified to talk about God, Heaven or Hell, or life after death, when you obviously don’t know Crap?”
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