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To commemorate World Teachers’ Day here are some teacher jokes …
Teacher: What did you do at the weekend?
Student: I did some cooking.
Teacher: Lovely, what did you bake?
Student: Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make!
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Maths teachers…
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say… “They’re, there, their.”
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Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses in the classroom?
Because the class was so bright.
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For the Kindergarten teachers…
Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?
The kinder-garden teachers.
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Happens to the best of us…
What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?
Absent-minded.
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Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
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Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…
Students: Yay!!!!
Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.
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Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know!
Teacher: Correct!
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Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
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And thank you to Bernadette Bates for sending this joke to us …
My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut.
Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article
and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” the hairdresser said.
“But my Hubby is here getting a haircut,” she explained.
“Yes,M’aam”, he replied. “But I need something that you’ll come back for.”
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