Christmas Family chaos … a few thoughts!

Every Christmas, my family says the same thing: “This year, we’re keeping it simple.”
Which is hilarious, because by Christmas Eve, we’re still sprinting around the house like contestants on The Amazing Race: Holiday Panic Edition.

Mum’s in the kitchen yelling, “WHO MOVED MY SPATULA?!”

Dad’s trying to assemble a toy with instructions written in ancient hieroglyphics.

Someone is wrapping presents with so much tape it could survive re-entry into the atmosphere.

And every five minutes someone shouts, “Has anyone seen the sticky tape?” (There are seven rolls in the house. No one ever finds any of them.)

Meanwhile, half the family is out shopping for the thing they forgot, even though they promised they were done. They return hours later looking like they’ve survived a tsunami —heavy bags in hand, hair sticking up, muttering, “Never again!”

The kids are buzzing around like overcaffeinated elves, the dog is eating something suspicious under the Christmas tree, and Grandma keeps asking why everyone is shouting when she’s the only one who usually can’t hear anything.

And then—magically—at some point we all sit down, exhausted, dishevelled, slightly sticky fingers from the tape, and realise: Somehow, this chaos is Christmas. We rush, we fuss, we forget things … And we wouldn’t change a thing!  

 

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