Jokes

Jokes about true friendship … or not!

 

After being away on a two-week business trip, Tim thought it would be good to buy his wife of fifteen years a present, so he went to a local gift shop. He asked the woman at the counter for some assistance.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the woman. She showed him a bottle costing $60.

“No, that’s a bit much,” he said.

The woman then said, “We do have this smaller bottle for $40.”

“Nah! That’s still a fair bit,” said Tim.

The girl showed him a much smaller $15 bottle, but he shook his head. He said that was also too much.

“What I mean is,” he added, “I’d like to see something really cheap.”

The woman handed him a mirror.

 

🤣😂

 

The young girl received this text from her boyfriend.

“I would swim the mighty ocean for one look into your eyes.

I would walk through a wall of flame for one touch of your hands.

I would leap over the deepest chasm for one kind word from your lips.

I’ll be over on Sunday night if it doesn’t rain.”

 

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