Jokes 3/03
Jokes An Irishman moved into a tiny village in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows,
Jokes
Jokes about true friendship … or not!
After being away on a two-week business trip, Tim thought it would be good to buy his wife of fifteen years a present, so he went to a local gift shop. He asked the woman at the counter for some assistance.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the woman. She showed him a bottle costing $60.
“No, that’s a bit much,” he said.
The woman then said, “We do have this smaller bottle for $40.”
“Nah! That’s still a fair bit,” said Tim.
The girl showed him a much smaller $15 bottle, but he shook his head. He said that was also too much.
“What I mean is,” he added, “I’d like to see something really cheap.”
The woman handed him a mirror.
🤣😂
The young girl received this text from her boyfriend.
“I would swim the mighty ocean for one look into your eyes.
I would walk through a wall of flame for one touch of your hands.
I would leap over the deepest chasm for one kind word from your lips.
I’ll be over on Sunday night if it doesn’t rain.”
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