A Catholic doctor, known for his successful treatment of the infirmed, had a waiting room full of people one Monday morning. One of the patients, a little old woman, turned up all bent over. She shuffled into the waiting room leaning on a cane. When her turn came, she hobbled into the doctor’s office, and, amazingly, emerged several minutes later walking erect with her head held high.

Another patient who was also waiting was astonished. He went up to the old lady and proclaimed, “A miracle! It’s a miracle! You walked into the doctor’s office all bent over and now you’re walking with a straight back. Please tell me, what did the doctor do?”

The old lady answered, “Miracle my foot. He gave me a longer cane.”

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A priest had an important appointment with the bishop in the city but couldn’t find a parking spot. Because he was running so late, he took a chance and left his car in a no parking zone.

He placed a note under the windscreen wiper that read: “I have circled the block ten times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment with the bishop. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned two hours later, he found a parking ticket and a note from the parking inspector. It read: “I’ve circled this block for ten years and if I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

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