A priest fell in the ocean while fishing, but he couldn’t swim. However, he knew to float on his back so he wouldn’t sink.

When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”

The priest calmly said, “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”

The priest replied again, “No, I have faith in God. He will save me.”

Eventually the priest could stay afloat no longer and drowned. In heaven and a tad annoyed, the priest asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats. What more did you want!”

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping around the room and again heard, “Jesus is watching you.” In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?”

The parrot replied, “Yes.”

Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?”

The parrot said, “Clarence.”

The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus.”

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And regular contributor Bernadette Bates has passed this joke on …

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.”
“Good. So, what comes after eight?”
“Nine,” answered little Johnny.
“And what comes after nine?”
“Ten.”
“And what comes after ten?”
“The Jack.”

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