Jokes 18/09
Jokes In response to some recent comments that immigrants and refugees in an American town were eating peoples’ pets, we thought we would dedicate the
Little Mike’s parents are concerned about the artwork he is bringing home from school as he only uses dark pastels, brown and black . They wonder if this could indicate a mental health problem.
They take him to a psychologist. The psychologist wants to see Mike at work, so he gives him a sheet of paper and a brand new box of crayons.
“Yippee!” says Mike. “A whole set of crayons. All we have at school is black and brown.”
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I finally worked up the courage to tell my son he was adopted.
His new parents should be here any minute.
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We child-proofed the house, but they still get in.
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On my son’s birthday I told him to blow out all the candles on his cake, so his wish comes true. He looks at me and says: If my wish comes true, this is the last time you’ll see me blow out candles.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?
I heard there was nothing left but de Brie.
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My wife and I decided we don’t want kids.
The hard part will be telling them.
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I took the family to see Disney on Ice at the weekend.
I wasn’t expecting to see Walt’s actual head.
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Jokes In response to some recent comments that immigrants and refugees in an American town were eating peoples’ pets, we thought we would dedicate the
Jokes Little Mike’s parents are concerned about the artwork he is bringing home from school as he only uses dark pastels, brown and black .
Jokes A Catholic doctor, known for his successful treatment of the infirmed, had a waiting room full of people one Monday morning. One of the
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