Jokes 11/02
Jokes On Ash Wednesday, Father O’Malley stood at the front of the church, pressing ashes onto foreheads and saying, “Remember that you are dust, and
Jokes
After being married for 25 years, a woman asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said with a smile, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
“What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously.
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”
Happily, she beamed at him and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”
“I’m Just Kidding!”
One day a mum noticed that when her son was logging onto a favourite website he typed a very long password. She asked him what it was.
He replied, “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.”
She asked him why he would use such a password.
“Because,” he explained, “It says your password has to have at least four characters.”
A husband and his wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realised how bad it had gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said “No, not there. Scroll down a little.”
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Past Collections
Jokes 4/02
Jokes A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,”
Jokes 28/01
Jokes A Texan rancher travels to Australia for a holiday. There he meets an Aussie farmer. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and
