Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
After being married for 25 years, a woman asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said with a smile, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
“What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously.
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”
Happily, she beamed at him and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”
“I’m Just Kidding!”
One day a mum noticed that when her son was logging onto a favourite website he typed a very long password. She asked him what it was.
He replied, “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.”
She asked him why he would use such a password.
“Because,” he explained, “It says your password has to have at least four characters.”
A husband and his wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realised how bad it had gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said “No, not there. Scroll down a little.”
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Past Collections
Jokes 23/02
Jokes Teacher: “Who do you want to be when you grow up?” Timmy: “I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.”
Jokes 18/02
Jokes A physician, an engineer, and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions.The physician said, “Remember, on
