Jokes 4/03
Jokes A crook stuck a gun in the man’s ribs and said: “Hand over your phone and your money.” The man replied: “You can’t do
Jokes
Australia Day is the one day of the year when:
Thongs are the official dress code
The barbecue gets more attention than your family
Everyone suddenly remembers the words to the national anthem … at least the first verse
It’s socially acceptable to drink before the sun is over the yardarm
If the sausages fall through the barbecue grill, that’s not a mistake — that’s just tradition.
Only in Australia do we celebrate a national holiday by standing around the barbecue in 40-degree heat complaining how hot it is
Where “Yeah nah” means no
Where “Nah yeah” means yes
And everyone understands exactly what both mean.
Happy Australia Day!
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Jokes 23/02
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Jokes 18/02
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