A priest requested quotes from local painters to repaint the exterior of the parish hall. All the quotes were within a few dollars of one another, with the exception of one by a parishioner who had been in business for years and had an excellent reputation in the community. His quote was about half of his competitors, so naturally the priest gave him the job.

On the day he was to begin, the painter realised that he had miscalculated badly. Not wanting to lose face and the job, he decided to thin the paint with water. That way, he decided, he would be able to complete the job for the quoted price.

A week later he received a phone call from the priest, complaining that after recent rain half the paint had washed off. Being an honourable man (most of the time) and being a good Catholic, the painter went inside the church to pray about his dilemma, knowing that his business reputation was on the line.

“What can I possibly do, Lord?” prayed the disheartened painter.

In a loud voice God replied, “Repaint! Repaint and thin no more!”

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And because it’s almost March …

What is a leg’s favourite month?
March.

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Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March.

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Sometimes February feels like it will last forever…
But time Marches on.

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Dad: You know Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Kid: We learned in school there weren’t a lot of snakes in Ireland!

Dad: See what a good job he did.

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Does February like March?

No, but April May.

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