Some silly one liners to celebrate International Day of Friendship …

A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.

My friend got taken to hospital because he’s convinced that he’s turned into a vacuum cleaner. Just phoned to see how he is and they say he’s picking up.

I was arguing with a friend at a pizza place the other day when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table, and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.

A friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.

A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With him, the glass was always half empty.

My friend has written a book about equine dentistry. I asked him how he found his information and he told me it was straight from the horse’s mouth.

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. In the end, he came around.

My friend Timmy was once bitten by a poisonous snake, and if I knew the difference between antidote and anecdote, he’d still be alive today.

My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasn’t had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

My friend was sent to prison last year for excessive burping. He’s finally been let out with a pardon.

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